When i hear people calling my name but i don't...
I’m just like:
That awkward moment when you gently throw your... →
That moment when you've been holding in your pee...
When your teachers extends a due date
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe?
When my mom calls me to come to her:
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When you receive anonymous hate:
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When your friends asks you for advice →
Normal Bestfriends: Then there’s me and my bestfriend: