December 2011
206 posts
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
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Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
looking in the mirror:
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“I need to lose weight”
2 minutes later:
Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student:...
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when your friend takes a bad picture of you →
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Submitted by skiiiiiim
November 2011
170 posts
When someone asks what you & your best friend are... →
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Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
totally-relatable:
That Kid Who Reminds The Teacher About Homework →
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Listening to my mom talk to her friends. →
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You are so fake.
Submitted by turtleslovehinnie
This is my eating routine
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I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
When playing hide and seek
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Expectations:
Reality:
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I don't understand why people get offended when I...
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I thought this was My Food?
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“‘What’ and ‘If’ are two words as non-threatening as...”
– Sophie, Letters To Juliet
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Did you know that you can bite off your finger as...
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That awkward moment when someone tells you that...
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When your teacher says "I'm gonna start calling on... →
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All these pictures of girls in shorts get like 10k... →
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ONLY A SICKO WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS.
I CARE ABOUT THAT POTATO
i love you potato
dont scroll down! reblog this!!
When you're finally done with your project which... →
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