I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
troll-patrol: honestliars: Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
looking in the mirror:
lolsofunny: “I need to lose weight” 2 minutes later:
Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student:...
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Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
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Listening to my mom talk to her friends. →
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This is my eating routine
wowfunniestposts: I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!” Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!” And repeat.
When playing hide and seek
wowfunniestposts: Expectations: Reality:
I don't understand why people get offended when I...
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‘What’ and ‘If’ are two words as non-threatening as...– Sophie, Letters To Juliet
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That awkward moment when someone tells you that...
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